I’ll let the horror of automation speak for itself. Not that you need further reassurance that there are no “souls” aboard this ship.
WARNING: Some naughty language (this is completely uncensored).
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I took a bunch of screenshots and stitched it together in Photoshop. The screenshots themselves were completely unaltered.