Why do men’s cologne smell like concentrated urine?

If 2012 really is the end of our time, I’m fairly certain Pestilence of the Four Horsemen would be wearing Eternity by Calvin Klein while War would be using Armani Code Black.

I can’t be the only one who feels this way whenever passing by a heavily scented man or a particularly obnoxious stall at the mall. In fact, I never really saw a reason why you would need aftershave and cologne in the first place. Doesn’t the first take care of the next?

Do women really enjoy this pungent musk or has the constant marketeese on TV, magazines and the internet been translated into a weird form of double-think that smelling like the rear end of a buffalo was somehow sexy? That said, I only use one and only one kind of scent and I think it should be the standard that all others be judged by.


The end.