Dude, Where’s my Akismet?

I’m sure the 133,998 spam comments it’s already caught as of this post are well and fine, but this is a bit silly no?

That’s quite the flood

I’d much rather have false┬ánegatives than false positives, but the sad thing is that this bunch had no false positives. So what gives?

This is in the span of 3 days.



The creepiest spam comment ever!

I really don’t enjoy seeing things like this, especially before I’ve had coffee. I don’t know if it was sheer desperation for attention or whether this was just a randomly scanned bit of text, but sincerely hope it’s the latter.

And then when the blood started coming in gushes and gushes I new that the pregnancy was all over and that the little soul had already gone to the next world, and that there was nothing I could do.





… Also, ew!

See this is why I’m voting for the Spammers Tarred and Feathered party. Don’t know about the rest of their platform policies (something about free LSD and marijuana victory gardens), but I’m all for them!