A Scientology Christmas Carol

It’s a day late, but after I read a conversation post by Brianna, this just popped into my head.

Says E-Meter and auditer
TC, came upon a midnight Clear

Observe, MEST, ye Thetan playdough
Will, did you know?

Engage R6 implant level III…
‘O Christmas Tree.

You shall reach OT level II
Pew! Pew!! Pew!

P.S.
Just a little joke, Scientologists. Don’t go all Operation Freakout on me.

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